How to access the internet via your standard Microsoft Calculator?
When your browser(s) is/are messed up for some unexplainable reason*
1. Open your MS Calculator. This is normally found in Start => All Programs => Accessories => Calculator.
2. Open the help-window by pressing the F1 key.
3. Click the top-left corner icon of the help window once (Standard is a Document with a yellow Questionmark).
4. Select Jump to URL...
5. Type your address into the avaliable field, but remember to type http://, and not just www. (or equivalent).
6. Have fun!